11. I should have worn my brown pants
12. hello yes i am abengers 2
13. When she sends nu*es but you wanted pictures of spiderman
14. Nobody likes Spiderman at metal shows
15. I knew you were a $quirter Manry Jane but this is riddiculous
16. Of course I am a professional photographer
17. Found this guy in a dumpster outside of Sony Pictures… I think he needs help.
18. When you try to kill a spider but you miss and can’t find it
19. Sometimes being a super hero doesn’t always pay the bills
20. 2 minutes after arriving at home after a nice date