Best Skyrim Quotes

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Discover the most hilarious Skyrim Quotes and laugh all the day long.

Skyrim is a single player video game, developed by Bethesda Game Studios and published by Bethesda Soft works. The game was release on November 11, 2011.

On June 12th, 2016, a remastered version of the game released for the PC, Xbox One, and PS4 on October 28th, 2016. PlayStation and Nintendo Switch were released on November 17th, 2017. and a stand-alone virtual reality version for Windows was released in April 2018.

The video game makes based on the story of Skyrim, two hundred years passed the High King of Skyrim has been killed, and the threat of Civil War looms over the land of Skyrim.

Players can craft their character using one of the ten races of Tamriel—Imperials, Nords, Redguards, Bretons, Dunmer, Altmer, Bosmer, Orsimer, Khajiit, and Argonians. Each race is characterized by a specific power and passive bonus, as well as starting with a few skills at slightly higher levels.

Top Skyrim Quotes

“I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee.” – Skyrim

“Kill well… and often.” – Skyrim

“Sweet Mother, sweet Mother, send your child unto me, for the sins of the unworthy must be baptized in blood and fear.” – Skyrim

“No lollygagging’.” – Skyrim

“Nords are so serious about beards. So many beards. Maiq thinks they wish they had glorious manes like Khajiit.” – Skyrim

“I am sworn to carry your burdens.” – Skyrim

“Let me guess… someone stole your sweet roll?” – Skyrim

“I’ve been hunting’ and fishing’ in these parts for years.” – Skyrim

“Nords’ armor has lots of fur. This sometimes makes M’aiq nervous.” – Skyrim

“Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t.” – Skyrim

“You see those warriors from Hammer fell? They’ve got curved swords. Curved. Swords.” – Skyrim

“I look forward to hearing about the next person you murder!” – Skyrim

“I got to thinking… maybe I’m the Dragon born and I just don’t know it yet!” – Skyrim

“Hail, Companion!” – Skyrim

“My cousins out fighting dragons, and what do I get? Guard duty.” – Skyrim

“All the living shall fear the dead.” – Skyrim

“Kill one person, and you can solve so many problems. I wonder at the possibilities.” – Skyrim

“What is better? To be born good, or to overcome your evil nature through great effort?” – Skyrim

“You know what we call people who mess with us? Suicide.” – Skyrim

“You’re either the bravest person I’ve ever met… or the biggest fool.” – Skyrim

“You want knives? You want them in your belly? No? Then you stop talking to Deeja!” – Skyrim

“Sorry lass, I’ve got important things to do. We’ll speak another time.” – Skyrim

“Ummm… you got no clothes. You should get some.” – Skyrim

“I’m the older sister, by nearly five minutes. Sissle’s barely worthy to walk in my shadow.” – Skyrim

“Dragon born, huh? Was it your ma or your pa that was the dragon?” – Skyrim

“These Forsworn don’t even have the decency to dress properly.” – Skyrim

“I faced him fearlessly, my fate inescapable, yet my honor unstained, can Ulfric say the same?” – Skyrim

“How high the mountains of Skyrim rise?” – Skyrim

“Giant Spiders? What’s next? Giant Snakes?” – Skyrim

“I will eat your heart.” – Skyrim

“Wait… I Know You…” – Skyrim

“Skyrim Belongs to The Nords.” – Skyrim

“Is That… Fur? Coming Out of Your Ears?” – Skyrim

“Past! Hey. I know who you are. Hail Sit his.” – Skyrim

“Never Should’ve Come Here!” – Skyrim

“You’ll Make a Fine Rug, Cat.” – Skyrim

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