11. Me: I am still mad at him.
12. When they say there is plenty of fish in the sea, but she is your fish.
13. When all your friends are getting into relationships
14. Relationship Goals!
15. The most important [art of any relationship is the first open fart
16. When she says she is off her period.
17. What is your favorite position in bed?
18. When you are with your girl and Pizza Hut texts you “Hey Bae!”
19. Me looking at kids half of my age dating while I am still single
20. We are going to get married.