If you are a Letterkenny fan. here is a collection of the best Letterkenny quotes to laugh around the day.
Letterkenny is a Canadian television sitcom created by Jared Keeso, Nathan Dales, Michelle Mylett, K. Trevor Wilson, Dylan Playfair, Andrew Herr, Tyler Johnston, and many others.
The series was developed and written by Jared Keeso and Jacob Tierney, directed by Tierney, and starring Keeso alongside Nathan Dales, Michelle Mylett, and K. Trevor Wilson. The series began as a YouTube web series titled “LETTERKENNY PROBLEMS”, and it was commissioned as a television series by Crave in March 2015. It debuted in February 2016, and later also aired on The Comedy Network.
The show follows the residents of Letterkenny, a small rural community in Ontario loosely based on Keeso’s hometown of Listowel, Ontario. The series won the award for Best Comedy Series in October 2017.
Letterkenny Funny Quotes:
“Tim’s, McDonald’s, and the beer store are all closed on Christmas Day. And that’s your whole world right there.” — Wayne
“You wish there was a pied piper for possums. But there isn’t, so you’re just gonna have to keep picking ‘em off with a .22.” — Wayne
“You knew your pal had come into money when he started throwing out perfectly good pistachios like he was above cracking ‘em open with a box cutter like the rest of us.” — Daryl
“Yeah. Oh, hey, look at you, ground.” — Squirrelly Dan
“If you have a problem with the majestic Canadian Goose, then you have a problem with me.” — Wayne
“Seeing as this is most certainly a one-off event and not a tradition that also falls on some made-up holiday that I couldn’t give a cats queef about, I’m out. There’s happiness calling my name from the bottom of a bottle of Puppers.” — Wayne
“Nice onesie. Does it come in men’s? — Jonesy
“…I’m too fat to run.” — Squirrelly Dan
“You’d best be preparin’ for a Donny Brook if you think I’m going to that super soft birthday party of yours.” — Wayne
“Oh, come on, kitten. I won’t tell anyone.” — Wayne
“Well, there’s nothing better than a fart. Except for kids falling off bikes, maybe. Fuck, I could watch kids falling off bikes all day, I don’t give a fuck about your kids.” — Wayne
“We only got one shot at this. One chance. One win. You know? Vomit on your mom’s spaghetti, or whatever that talking singer says.” — Coach
“If I was a Dr. Seuss book, I’d be The Fat in the Hat.” — Katy
“Here’s a poem. Star light, star bright, why the fuck you got earrings on? Bet your lobes aren’t the only thing that got a hole punched in ’em.” — Wayne
“It’s a hard life picking stones and pulin’ teats, but as sure as God’s got sandals, it beats fighting’ dudes with treasure trails.” — Wayne
Letterkenny Quotes for Everyday Use:
“We need backup, boys.” — Jonesy
“Hard no.” — Wayne
“Oh, c’mon, where’s your jam, bud?” —Reilly
“Pitter-patter, let’s get at ‘er.” — Everyone
“Not my pig, not my farm.” — Wayne
“Oh, get off the cross, we need the wood.” — Wayne
“Where’s the sacrifice?” — Jonesy
“Let’s go easy over there, Squirrelly Dan.” — Wayne
“And I suggest you let that one marinate.” — Wayne
“You’re made of spare parts, aren’t you, bud?” — Wayne “That was well brought up. Too bad you weren’t.” — Katy
“Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?” — Wayne
“Oh I’m stomping the brakes, put that idea right through the fucking windshield.” — Katy
“You see a ‘coon having’ sex with a barn cat on top of your truck? Fuck what’s the nature of that David Suzuki.” — Wayne
“You stopped toe curling’ in the hot tub because you heard sperms stay alive in there and you’ve seen Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles enough times to know how that story ends.” — Wayne
“You’re pretty good at wrestling’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciate about you” — Squirelly Dan
Is that what you appreciate about me? — Katy
“Let’s go easy over there, Squirelly Dan” — Wayne
“Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne
“Fuck you Jonesy! Your mom just liked my Instagram post from 2 years ago in Puerto Vallarta. Tell her I’ll put my swim trunks on for her any time she likes.” — Reilly
Letterkenny Insults Quotes:
“I see the muscle shirt came today. Muscles coming tomorrow? Did you get a tracking number? Oh I hope he got a tracking number. That package is going to be smaller than the one you’re sporting’ now.” — Daryl
“You’re pretty good at wrestling’ there, Katy, and that’s what I appreciate about you.” — Squirrelly Dan
“I wish you weren’t so fucking awkward, bud.” — Wayne
“Call me a cake, ‘cause I’ll go straight to your ass, cowboy!” — Gail
“What’s up with your body hair, you big shoots? You look like a 12-year-old Dutch girl.” — Wayne
“Closest you’re getting’ to any action this weekend is giving’ the dairy cows teets a good scrubbing’.” — Wayne
“Fuck you Shoresy! Put a shirt on.” — Reilly
“Your sister’s hot, Wayne! There I said it! I said it! I regret nothing! I regret nothing!” — Squirrelly Dan
“Fuck, Lemony Snicket, what A Series of Unfortunate Events you been through, your ugly fuck.” — Jonesy
“Well, I’d say give your balls a tug, but it looks like your pants are doing’ it for ya.” — Wayne
“Fuck you, Reilly, go scoop it off your mom’s floor! She gives my nipples butterfly kisses.” — Jonesy
“Fuck you, Jonesy, your life is so pathetic I get a charity tax break just by hanging around you!” — Shoresy
“You ever hoover schneef off a sleeping cow’s spine?” “I’ve hoovered schneef off an awake cow’s teet.” — Daryl
“It’s like algebra…why you gotta put numbers and letters together? Why can’t you just go fuck yourself?” — Wayne
“You naturally care for a companionship, but I guess there’s a lot worse things than playing a little one- man couch hockey in the dark.” — Wayne
“You can cross fuck off.” — Wayne
“Your dad says guys with big trucks have little dinks. And that makes sense cuz you want a real big truck and got a real little dink.” — Wayne
“I think you come in men enough for all of us” — Wayne
“Does a duck with a boner drag weeds?” — Wayne
“Buddy you couldn’t wheel a fuckin’ tire down a hill.” — Wayne
