11. This w33d is dome Holy Sh#t
12. Jesus Came. Now I am Saved.
13. When you ask Jesus if he knows God.
– Well, Of course I know him. He’s me.
14. Jesus was boen in the middle east. Why do you think he was white?
15. Jesus checking if the photo has enough likes to save the sick child.
16. Sir, Why do you have a child’s ticket?
– Because I am the child of god.
17. Open the door man.
18. Jesus Christ would you look at the time.
19. When you help your mom with her computer and don’t freak out on her.
20. Pop music is sin, my child. Listen to heavy metal.