71. when you think that slytherin won the house cup but dumbledore comes and gives extra points to gryffindor
72. A Hogwarts degree is not worth much these days
73. is it true that you shouted at professor Umbridge?
You called her a liar?
Have a biscuit, Potter
74. Reflections! It is magical
75. Go home you are drunk!
76. Perhaps voldemort’s face is flat because he ran into the wrong wall at the train station
77. 50 shades of Potter!
78. This is why women lives longer than men
80. Things in Harry Potter we all want to ride