11. Skidaddle Skidoodle your D!ck is now a noodle
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12. Can I copy your homework?
-Yeah just change it up a bit so it does not look obvious you copied
13. Roses are red,
I have amnesia
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14. You are a great wizard. You really are
-Not as good as you
I said wizard not witch
15. My gynochologist says I can’t have $ex for 2 weeks
-What did your dentist say?
16. Red Bull gives you wings
17. I have an army
-We have nose
19. But sir, I thought you could not apparate within Hogwarts?
I can do whatever the F I want
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