81. What’s that
82. So the genie asked me, “what do you want? A better memory or a longer Peni$?”
-And what did you say?
I don’t remember
83. when you put something in the shopping cart and hope your mum won’t notice
84. School trip to Iraq
Girls: OMG it’s gonna be so hot
85. Soap kills 99.9% of bacteria
0.01% that survived:
86. I forgot what an elephant face looks like halfway through this painting
87. You should try something else
88. How u got that verification badge?
89. Love is really strong
-But a combine harvester is even stronger
90. Women: Stop body shaming us, it’s disgusting
Men: *has small penis