71. When my friends ask if I want to get drunk
72. When a cop pulls out the breathalyzer and you have not had a drink.
73. Where do you see yourself in 40 years?
74. If alcohol lebels told the truth
75. You know the best kind of decisions you take while you are drunk.
76. When your two sisters graduated and you are just there like…
77. You say alcoholism, I say liver crossfit.
78. Alcohol has probably created more families than it destroyed.
79. One day, I will solve my problems with maturity. Today, however, it will be with alcohol.
80. When you walk down the wine aisle