11. Me after knowing that Titanic sank with 10,000 bottles of wine onboard
12. You can not get hung over if you don’t stop drinking
13. Alcohol is happy to know that
14. When you are too drunk to be in your own selfie
15. my dog got a haircut and now it looks like he gave up drinking
16. There is same kind of friend in every gang
17. save water and Drink Tequila
18. Dad got caught by son red handed
19. When the vodka kicks in and your confidence skyrockets
20. When I am sharing an expensive bottle of wine