31. not all dogs are good boys because some are good girls
32. explain your smolness
33. I have the real scooby doo
34. When your dog hears the doorbell ring…
35. Dad 5 years ago: no dogs!
36. UK airport sniffer dogs good at finding sausages but not drugs
37. Sit down human. We need to talk about your Porn Addiction.
38. You are sexy
-You are drunk
39. When you have no money and your friends offers to buy food
40. This dog saw his chance and he took it