11. when I pretend to throw a ball my dog gives me this look
12. Cop: been arrested before?
Dog: yes, for burying a bone
Dog: in ur mom
Cop: This is not a joke rex
13. when you are in a deep conversation online and you feel your false identity start to slip
14. Sometimes I fantasize about being a golden retriever in an upper class white family somewhere in Maine
15. When you are sneaking around 2 am and and stub your t0e
16. That one person in the group chat who never talks but reads everything
17. All that beautiful scenery and doggie still just wants to look at you
18. When you lied on the resume but still got the job
19. hoo is the goodest boi of them all
20. Not a Cat Meme. Beware!