11. God: Creates human
Humans: Creates dank memes
God: Now that is what I am talking about
12. when you tell your parents you vape
-oh, that’s right honey, we don’t have a son
13. When you go to Africa and a kid is roasting you.
-are you eatin though?
14. Roses are red
Violets are blue
15. Hey can I borrow your phone?
Me: uhh… yeah hold on…
16. Perfect nippl$s don’t exi-
17. Me: Condom Please
18. when cleaning and shaving it doesn’t work anymore
19. when they roasting you but they don’t know you brought your homemade clock to school
20. when Elon comes for dank memes but he finds memes about him