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BoJack Horseman is an American animated comedy series created by Raphael Bob-Waksberg. It stars the voices of Will Arnett, Amy Sedaris, Alison Brie, Paul F. Tompkins, and Aaron Paul.

The series tells the story of an anthropomorphic horse named BoJack Horseman, the washed-up star of a 1990s sitcom who plans his return to celebrity relevance with an autobiography to be written by ghostwriter Diane Nguyen. He also has to contend with his agent Princess Carolyn, roommate Todd Chavez (Paul), and former rival Mr. Peanutbutter.

The series premiered on Netflix on August 22, 2014, and ended on January 31, 2020, with a total of 77 episodes over six seasons. The first five seasons consist of 12 episodes each, while the sixth and final season consists of 16 episodes divided into two parts of eight episodes each. A one-off Christmas special was also released on December 19, 2014.

TOP BOJACK HORSEMAN QUOTES

“Diane? Tell me, please, Diane. Tell me that I’m good.”– BoJack Horseman

 “When you look at someone through rose-colored glasses, all the red flags just look like flags.”– Wanda Pierce

“My life is a mess right now and I compulsively take care of other people when I don’t know how to take care of myself.”– Princess Carolyn

“The key to being happy isn’t a search for meaning. It’s to just keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.” – Mr. Peanutbutter

“Every day, it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day. That’s the hard part. But it does get easier.”– Jogging Baboon

“He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be.” – BoJack

“I think about my child’s heartbeat and oh, it makes me weep. I hope and pray to God my little fetus has a soul. Because I want it to feel pain when I eject it from my hole.” – Sextina Aquafina

“Ow, crap. I hate this. Running is terrible. Everything is the worst.” – BoJack

“The universe is a cruel, uncaring void. The key to being happy isn’t the search for meaning; it’s just to keep yourself busy with unimportant nonsense, and eventually, you’ll be dead.” – Mr. Peanutbutter

“There is no shame in dying for nothing. That’s why most people die.” – Henry Winkler

“You are a horrible person, and you not understanding that you’re a horrible person, doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.” –  BoJack

I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast!”– BoJack

“You sleep on my couch and you don’t pay rent. I’ve had tapeworms that are less parasitic. I don’t even remember why I let you stay with me in the first place.”– BoJack Horseman

“Man, I really regret buying those muffins and then eating them all on the drive home.”– BoJack

“I feel like my life is just a series of unrelated wacky adventures”– BoJack

“I don’t understand how people… live. It’s amazing to me that people wake up every morning and say: ‘Yeah, another day, let’s do it.’ How do people do it? I don’t know how.”– BoJack

Look, for a lot of people, life is just one long hard kick in the urethra. ”– BoJack

“Laura! Clear my schedule! I have to push a boulder up a hill and then have it roll over me time and time again with no regard for my well-being! ”– Princess Carolyn

“That woman can knock a drink back like a Kennedy at a wake for another Kennedy, but I’ll be damned if she doesn’t get shit done!” –Princess Carolyn

“Same thing that always happens. You didn’t know me and then you fell in love with me. And now you know me.”– BoJack

“There has been another mass shooting. I am totally unqualified to cover a news story this important, but as a straight white male, I will plow forward with confidence and assume I’m doing fine!”– BoJack

“It gets easier. Every day it gets a little easier. But you gotta do it every day —that’s the hard part. But it does get easier.” – BoJack

“When you get sad you run, straight ahead and you keep running forward no matter what there are people in your life that who are going to try to hold you back, slow you down, but you don’t let them. Don’t you ever stop running, don’t ever look behind you there is nothing for you behind you. All that exists is what’s ahead.”– Secretariat

“Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.”– BoJack

“I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”– BoJack

“I don’t know what to tell you. I’m happy for the first time in my life and I’m not gonna feel bad about it. It takes a long time to realize how truly miserable you are and even longer to see it doesn’t have to be that way. Only after you give up everything can you begin to find a way to be happy.”– Fuzzy Whiskers

“BoJack, I’m gonna level with you, honey. This whole you-hating-the-troops thing is not great.”– Princess Carolyn

“Yeah, I ate them all in one sitting because I have no self-control and I hate myself.”– BoJack

“Not understanding that you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.”– BoJack

“nothing on the outside, nothing on the inside” as he runs his hand over the oven.”– BoJack

“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone.”– BoJack

“Settle. Because otherwise you’re just gonna get older and harder, and more alone. And you’re gonna do everything you can to fill that hole, with friends, and your career, and meaningless sex, but the hole doesn’t get filled. One day, you’re gonna look around and you’re going to realize that everybody loves you, but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.”– BoJack

“I want to feel good about myself. The way you do. And I don’t know how. I don’t know if I can.”– BoJack

“Fool me once, shame on you. But teach a man to fool me and I’ll be fooled for the rest of my life”– BoJack

“Dead on the inside, dead on the outside.”– BoJack

“Everybody deserves to be loved”– Mr. Peanutbutter

“You know, sometimes I feel like I was born with a leak, and any goodness I started with just slowly spilled out of me, and now it’s all gone. And I’ll never get it back in me. It’s too late.”–  BoJack Horseman

“I have half a mind…”– BoJack

“I can’t say no to people because I want everyone to like me.”– BoJack

“I need to go take a shower so I can’t tell if I’m crying or not.”–  BoJack

“Things don’t become traditions because they’re good, BoJack, they become good because they’re traditions.”– Todd Chavez

“It’s made up by Steven Spielberg to sell movie tickets. It’s like the happiness or the Munich Olympics, it doesn’t exist in the real world.”– BoJack

“We’re just two lonely people trying to hate ourselves a little less.”– BoJack

“He’s so stupid he doesn’t realize how miserable he should be. I envy that.”–  BoJack

“Crack an egg on your head. Let the yolk drip down.”– Mr. Peanutbutter

“your girlfriend has a stripper name”– BoJack

“Kelsey, in this terrifying world, all we have are the connections that we make. I’m sorry I got you fired, I’m sorry I never called you after.”– BoJack

“It’s not about being happy, that is the thing. I’m just trying to get through each day. I can’t keep asking myself ‘Am I happy? ‘It just makes me more miserable. I don’t know If I believe in it, real lasting happiness, all those perky, well-adjusted people you see in movies and TV shows? I don’t think they exist.”– Diane Nguyen

“Everyone loves you, but no one likes you”– BoJack

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