11. Happy Birthday. I was going to drink anyway.
12. I am not making any age related jokes because I genuinely feel bad about how old you are
13. Why must you hurt me in this way
14. Happy age advancement day
15. Your secret is always safe with him.
16. When you are out for your birthday meal and you suddenly spot a cake coming round the corner and everyone starts singing
17. Happy birthday to one of the few people whose birthday I can remember without a Facebook reminder
18. What do you do when people sing “Happy Birthday” to you?
19. When your aunt tells a bad joke but she gave you a lot of money for your birthday
20. Cakes come in such crazy shapes these days, eh?