21. people who dedicated their whole lives to building the pyramids watching aliens get all the credit
22. You should try this guy and you will feel awesome.
23. When someone tickles me
24. when you are famous but you say something remotely controversial
25. Anyone: I have cancer
America’s Got Talent judges:
26. When you have already decided you are going to call in sick tomorrow and everyone says see you tomorrow as you are walking out the door
27. When your teacher catches you watching student teacher p0rn and asks to stay after class.
28. Dancer: Doesn’t copyright his dance
29. Is this communism?
No, This is Patrick!
30. My room mate just broke up with his GF that cook for us