Most Interesting Beetlejuice Quotes

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Did you love horror fantasy movie, then here some quotes for you from Beetlejuice movie, it will make you put the wind up and also make great fun.

Beetlejuice is an American comedy horror-fantasy film. The film directed by Tim Burton, produced by the Geffen Company, and distributed by Warner Bros. Pictures. Beetlejuice cast by Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Jeffrey Jones, Catherine O’Hara, Winona Ryder, Michael Keaton and others.

After Barbara (Geena Davis) and Adam Maitland (Alec Baldwin) die in a car accident, they find themselves stuck haunting their country residence, unable to leave the house. When the unbearable Deetzes (Catherine O’Hara, Jeffrey Jones) and teen daughter Lydia (Winona Ryder) buy the home, the Maitlands attempt to scare them away without success. Their efforts attract Beetlejuice (Michael Keaton), a rambunctious spirit whose “help” quickly becomes dangerous for the Maitlands and innocent Lydia.

The film was released on March 30, 1988 in United States. Due to the film’s financial success, a Beetlejuice animated television series was created for ABC. The series ran for four seasons and running from September 9, 1989 to December 6, 1991.


“Are you the guys hiding out in the attic?”– Lydia

“What do you look like under there?”– Lydia

“I’m not scared of sheets. Are you gross under there? Are you Night of the Living Dead under there? Like all bloody veins and pus?”– Lydia

“Living Dead. It’s a movie.”– Lydia

“They don’t wanna come down.”– Lydia

“I think the reason is, is that they were trying to scare you away, and you didn’t get scared.”– Lydia

“I was just trying to open the door. Mrs. Butterfield brought over a skeleton key.”– Lydia

“But it doesn’t work. [She hands her father the key. He looks at it and throws it in the corner]”– Lydia

“I’m lonely.”– Lydia

“Why were you guys creeping around in Delia’s bedroom?”– Lydia

“Stepmother. Anyway, you can’t scare her. She’s sleeping with Prince Valium tonight.”– Lydia

“My whole life is a dark room. One big dark room.”– Lydia

“Well, I read in that Handbook for The Recently Deceased. It says, ‘Live people ignore the strange and unusual.’ I, myself, am strange and unusual.”– Lydia

“Mr. and Mrs. Maitland? Hello? Where are you?”– Lydia

“Of course, they’re dead. They’re ghosts.”– Lydia

“Are you a ghost, too?”– Lydia

“Of course, I can see you.”– Lydia

“Well, I’ve read through that handbook for the recently deceased. It says: ‘live people ignore the strange and unusual.’ I myself am strange and unusual.”– Lydia

“Maybe you can relax in a haunted house, but I can’t.”– Lydia

“I myself am strange and unusual.”– Lydia

“I wanna be dead too.”– Lydia


“We’re ghosts!” – Adam

“Aren’t you scared?” – Adam

 “Fine, you look fine.” – Adam

“Cabin fever, hon?” – Adam

“Maybe this is heaven.” – Adam

“It’s the first day of our vacation, and you haven’t been out of the kitchen since five a.m.” – Adam

“Fifty stars, thirteen stripes. Did you get it right this year?” – Adam

“You’ve read our book?” – Adam

“You can follow it?” – Adam

“We were trying to scare your mother.” – Adam

“Barb, honey…we’re dead. I don’t think we have very much to worry about anymore.” – Adam

“How is it that you can see us but nobody else can?” – Adam

“You can see us without the sheets?” – Adam

“Well, how is it you see us and nobody else can?” – Adam

“What are your qualifications?” – Adam

“I’ve been reading that book and there’s a word for people in our situation: ghosts.” – Adam


“You know, if I had seen a ghost at your age I would have been scared out of my wits.” – Barbara

“Well, I can’t clean anything properly. The vacuum’s out in the garage and we can’t leave the house. Why don’t they tell us something? I mean, where are all the other dead people in the world? Why is it just you and me?” – Barbara

“In heaven there wouldn’t be dust on everything.” – Barbara

“I always make the flag cake.” – Barbara

 “It just says ‘won’t’. God, this book is so stupid. I can’t understand anything in it.” – Barbara

“Adam, why did you build that?” – Barbara

“You look like a regular girl to me.” – Barbara

“We’re very unhappy.” – Barbara

“What’s the good of being a ghost if you can’t frighten people away?” – Barbara

“I’m gonna get her.” – Barbara

“No. Lydia. We’re dead.” – Barbara


“Please, they’re dead. It’s a little late to be neurotic.” – Delia

“Yeah. Ghosts. The people who died in this house and they want us OUT of here. Well, let’s do them a favor…” – Delia

“So, you were miserable in New York City, and now you’re going to be miserable out here in the sticks. At least someone’s life hasn’t been upheaved.” – Delia

“Charles, I will not stop living and breathing art just because you need to relax.” – Delia

“I’m here with you. I will live with you in this hellhole, but I must express myself. If you don’t let me gut out this house and make it my own, I will go insane, and I will take you with me!” – Delia

“You have got to take the upper hand in all situations or people, whether they’re dead or alive, will walk all over you.” – Delia

“Chalrles if you do not let me remodel this house, I will go insane and take you with me!” – Delia

“A little gasoline, blowtorch, no problem.” – Delia

“So, you were miserable in New York City, and now you’re going to be miserable out here in the sticks. At least someone’s life hasn’t been upheaved.” – Delia

 “I noticed that too, it’s like a giant ant farm.” – Delia

“This is my art, and it is dangerous. You think I want to die like this!” – Delia


“Let me have it.” – Charles

“Skeleton keys never work. Anyway, this can wait. We’ll get a crowbar later. Where’s your mother?” – Charles

“I’m going down to relax. I want a noise-free zone. Do you understand? Noise-free. [he goes down the stairs]” – Charles

“As soon as we get settled, we’ll build you a dark room in the basement, okay?” – Charles

“Yeah, well you know, maybe the house could use a little remodeling. Uh…But, why don’t you just leave this room alone, okay?” – Charles

“I’m not sure this is the right environment for Lydia. Snakes, ghosts…” – Charles

“Yeah…well maybe it could use a fixer up. Tell you what, just this room alone ok?” – Charles


“Well, of course! You remember, after my stint with the Living Theatre. I was one of New York City’s leading paranormal researchers, until the bottom dropped out in ’72.” – Otho

“Don’t mind her. She’s still upset, because somebody dropped a house on her sister.” – Otho

 “I know just as much about the supernatural as I do about interior design.” – Otho

“You’ve read my mind! So, few clients are up for the experience!” – Otho

“There’s absolutely no organic flow through.” – Otho

“I have a feeling there’s something very interesting behind that door.” – Otho


“You two have really screwed up! I received word that you allowed yourselves to be photographed, and you let Betelgeuse out and didn’t put him back, and you let Otho get hold of the handbook!” – Juno

“Never trust the living! We cannot have a routine haunting like yours provide proof that there is existence beyond death.” – Juno

“I’m not your coach! He survived!” – Juno

“Will you get out of here! Go on, get downstairs! ‘Men’s room!’ Are you kidding? Can’t you read signs?” – Juno

“The whorehouse was my idea! I want you to get Beetlejuice out of the picture!” – Juno

“What did you expect? You’re dead!” – Juno

“It obviously doesn’t do any good to pull your heads off in front of people if they can’t see you!” – Juno


“You know, you look like somebody I can relate to. Maybe you could help me get out of here, you know, because I got to tell you, this dead thing… it’s just too creepy. See, here’s my problem. I got these friends I said I’d meet, and it’s the kind of thing where I have to be there in person, so could you help me get out of here?” – Beetlejuice

“Why? You know, hey, you probably got your reasons. I can’t do anything from here. If you could get me out, then maybe we could talk or something.” – Beetlejuice

“Got something good for ya… Here, boy. Wanna come on over? Have a bite? Want something to nosh?” – Beetlejuice

“No, I mean they’re gone, split, out of here, afterlife kids, deceased—ahh.” – Beetlejuice

“I’m a ghost with the most, babe.” – Beetlejuice

“These aren’t my rules. Come to think of it, I don’t have any rules.” – Beetlejuice

“Let’s turn on the juice and see what shakes loose.” – Beetlejuice

“It’s showtime!” – Beetlejuice

“We come for your daughter, Chuck.” – Beetlejuice

 “Whew! Thank you, thank you! That is why I won’t do two shows a night any more, babe, I won’t, I won’t do em.” – Beetlejuice

“Welcome to Winter River, museum of natural greed; a monument to the bored businessman! Come on a little closer! Step right up! Test your strength!” – Beetlejuice

“I’ll eat anything you want me to eat, I’ll swallow anything you want me to swallow, So, come on down and I’ll chew on a dog!” – Beetlejuice

“Ah! Oo, oo, oo, oo, ah, ah, ah! Nobody says the “B” word!” – Beetlejuice

“ah. Well… I attended Juilliard… I’m a graduate of the Harvard business school. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the black plague and had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen the exorcist about a hundred and sixty-seven times, and it keeps getting funnier every single time i see it… Not to mention the fact that you’re talking to a dead guy. Now what do you think?! You think I’m qualified?” – Beetlejuice

“The only one I think I can deal with is Edgar Allan Poe’s daughter. I think she understands me.” – Beetlejuice

“Go ahead, make my millennium.” – Beetlejuice

“Not so fast, round boy. We’re gonna have some laughs.” – Beetlejuice

“I’m the ghost with the most, babe.” – Beetlejuice


“Want a cigarette?” – Char Man

“I’m trying to cut down myself.” – Char Man

“Otho, I didn’t realize you were into the supernatural.” – Bernard

“And if I knew then what I know now, I wouldn’t have had my little accident!” – Receptionist

“If I knew then what I know now I wouldn’t have had my little ‘accident.” – Receptionist

“Do you Betel?” – Preacher

“How do I look? There are no mirrors on this side.” – Messenger

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